Every time you hear someone call wild Irish rose wiro, remember me. That’s my word.
Going to the hospital to take care of my girlfriend whose dad is really sick. I really hope this is ok.
Fun fact, a chips only diet brings havoc to your digestive system
You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why it’s beautiful, and before you know it, it’s neither of those things, and you’re standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.
Have you ever sexted with emojis? It’s not sexy, but it is funny.
And just like that, everything was different
Conversations I had with my self today.
- Charlie: So what did you do today.
- me: nothing
- Charlie: did you call the doctor?
- me: ....no
- Charlie: Did you go to the eye doctor?
- me: ...nooo
- Charlie: So what are you doing now?
- me: ........Going to pick up shrimp alfredo
- Charlie: ....
- --------------2 Hours Later---------------
- me: Why did I eat so much shrimp alfredoooo...
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